El Presidento

Thomas Bulmer

La Vice Presidenta

Christopher Ansell

Sexcretary

Melissa Waters

Money Man

Evan Vernall

Fucktown Grand Announcer

Conor Brooke-Hughes

Game Master

Fin Young

Lead Singers

CBH, MW, FAIL

Chief Mad Scientist

Mia Davies

Sage of The Law

Stewart Little

Welfare Secretary

Emily Davies

Minister of Sound and Lighting

Jude Allen

Sober Sister

Joshua Martin

Fucktown GILF

Freja Amélie Inglethorpe Large

Pirate (yarrr)

Zaki Abudeip

Seasonal Cunt, Alcoholic

Thomas Buyers